Who is the most nonsenseical?

i like the idea of a topic of nonsense and thought it would be amusing to see who could make the least sense...if that makes any sense?

"Assuming that an ox is brown, what is the capital of Rhode Island?"

i did not make this up myself, but i found it realy amusing, by the way try to be original, not using something you found off of wikipedia or something like me

Brox? (an unholy union of brown and ox) or perhaps own? (the ox was first that time) or Deleon? (chosen at random)

You forgot to carry the gumdrop chariot. The answer is nine dungegrees.

I concur, but only with the stipulation that it is moot, mute, deaf, blind, and cheese. But only in the heat of winter and when aquatic mammals are hopelessly filled with custard.

This topic is not really useful. Why don't we limit it to deep thoughts that have no right existing?