Small children. Adorable? Maybe. Stupid? Ussually.

So, a small child joke that I got from a mostly annoying event.

A little girl was doing a report for her school and she went to her mother to ask her age.
"Honey," said the girl's mother, uninformed it was for a report, "What you never ask a woman about is her age or her weight." And so the girl trudged off.

The next day she was talking at the bus stop with a young boy in her class. When he asked her if she had gotten the information she repeated what her mom said.

The boy, being quite smart told her "Oh, that's easy. Just find her drivers license, it's like a parent's report card. It tells you everything!"

And so that night the little girl waited until her mom got home and when she was in the kitchen the girl snuck into her mother's room and got her driver's license out of her purse.

The girl went to her mother in the kitchen and showed how smart she was:
"Mommy, I know how old you are." The girl said confidently.
"Oh, you do?"
"Yep. You're forty years old."
The mother 'hmmed', getting more interested.
"I also know how much you weigh. 148 pounds."
"That's true" said the mother.
"I also know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh yeah, and why is that?"
"You got an F in sex."

good story/joke thing. and it might be true!

Isn't that a joke by mr D? Otherwise it is amusing.

Hmm... I don't think Ussualy is a word.
But what do I know?

Good joke. You almost made me giggle.